Defining IU
Found these two definitions of IU (according to urbandiciontary.com) and they gave me the giggles. Enjoy! :)
Indiana University:
1. Noun- A school where students spend more time drinking than going to class. Regarded as the greatest party school that ever existed. Home of the Hoosiers, the most beloved sports team in the history of the world. Also home of The Little 500, the greatest party week in the country, where students stay up 7 days straight, don't go to class and collectivly drink more than most schools drink in a year. Known for their amazingly good looking females (heee! :-D ).
2. Adjective- Used to describe an amazing party where the girls are gorgeous, the alcohol flows like water and the good times roll.
1. I went to Indiana University and got shitfaced for 7 straight days,
2. This party was an Indiana University party
Indiana University:
The best school in the country because of its amazing parties and top tier business (Ranked top 10 along with MIT and UPenn), journalism and performing arts programs. Located in Bloomington Indiana, the coolest place in the world. Known as the best school in Indiana, as to Purdue Community College which is the worst. IU has the greatest, most loyal fans in the country...Hoosier fans. Also, student for student, IU students could outdrink and totally kick the crap out of any other students at ANY university in the world.
Indiana University is the #1 Dream School in the country
See, I really wasn't exaggerating about Little 500! :)
Indiana University:
1. Noun- A school where students spend more time drinking than going to class. Regarded as the greatest party school that ever existed. Home of the Hoosiers, the most beloved sports team in the history of the world. Also home of The Little 500, the greatest party week in the country, where students stay up 7 days straight, don't go to class and collectivly drink more than most schools drink in a year. Known for their amazingly good looking females (heee! :-D ).
2. Adjective- Used to describe an amazing party where the girls are gorgeous, the alcohol flows like water and the good times roll.
1. I went to Indiana University and got shitfaced for 7 straight days,
2. This party was an Indiana University party
Indiana University:
The best school in the country because of its amazing parties and top tier business (Ranked top 10 along with MIT and UPenn), journalism and performing arts programs. Located in Bloomington Indiana, the coolest place in the world. Known as the best school in Indiana, as to Purdue Community College which is the worst. IU has the greatest, most loyal fans in the country...Hoosier fans. Also, student for student, IU students could outdrink and totally kick the crap out of any other students at ANY university in the world.
Indiana University is the #1 Dream School in the country
See, I really wasn't exaggerating about Little 500! :)
5 Comments:
I still say that "Hoosier" is a pretty lame nickname. Bearing in mind the party thing, they should change the name to the Indiana University Frat Boys. The mascot would be awesome, an 8-foot tall guy bonging beer and throwing up in the other team's Gatorade cooler.
Or our mascot can just be a huge keg.
hahahahah!!
What? No redneck farmer dude with the keg???
Little 500?!?! That's child's play.
The real party connoisseurs know that Grand Prix week is where it's at!!!!
Tanya: What rednecks??
Alex: Lance Armstrong said Little 500 (and not Grand Prix) is the best college weekend in the world. Just admit it, we're a better school! :-D
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