WTF man, WTF...
Once in a while, I have one of those days where at the end, the only thought that comes to mind is "What the fuck??". Last night was definately a WTF night.
The evening started off nicely enough - Troy & Eduardo were having a housewarming/birthday party (for the latter). After a few hours, we decided to head off to Bar Blu. That's where everything started going downhill. Here's a quick list of some of the things that happened:
- Had the pleasure of meeting the biggest asshole in the club.
- Heard possibly the worst pickup line ever: "Excuse me, have I seen you before...like in a movie or a magazine??"
- Argued with the coat check man for 15 minutes to get my jacket back.
- Having someone who I previously thought was gay hitting on me. So weird.
- And worst of all: Losing the game. Arghhh...
The only light part of the evening was this quote from Eduardo: "Why do you want that ugly mule??"
At the end of the night, I came out of the taxi dazed & confused. What the fuck??
Now this morning, my head hurts & my pride hurts.
Needed to bitch & rant...
The evening started off nicely enough - Troy & Eduardo were having a housewarming/birthday party (for the latter). After a few hours, we decided to head off to Bar Blu. That's where everything started going downhill. Here's a quick list of some of the things that happened:
- Had the pleasure of meeting the biggest asshole in the club.
- Heard possibly the worst pickup line ever: "Excuse me, have I seen you before...like in a movie or a magazine??"
- Argued with the coat check man for 15 minutes to get my jacket back.
- Having someone who I previously thought was gay hitting on me. So weird.
- And worst of all: Losing the game. Arghhh...
The only light part of the evening was this quote from Eduardo: "Why do you want that ugly mule??"
At the end of the night, I came out of the taxi dazed & confused. What the fuck??
Now this morning, my head hurts & my pride hurts.
Needed to bitch & rant...
3 Comments:
Sheila, please....that pickup line is nothing compared to some of the brilliant lines i've spit out.
Do you know where the weight-room is?
haha yeah i've actually said that to two girls during a party...good thing i'm a funny guy. WTF, i hope china is treating you well
"did you have a hard time getting into your pants today?"
"..."
"no? Will I?"
Sheila you have no pride.
Devrim, I don't know who you had that conversation with - but it sure as hell wasn't me! I think you had too much fun this past weekend. POS.
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