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Topic of the day: Weekend trip up north
Every year in China, there's a huge ice carving festival in the northern city of Haerbin. Located about 1,000 kilometers south of Siberia, Russia, the city was originally built by the Russians, later taken over by the Japanese, and then given back to China. Once a mecca for Russian Jews, the city is now very much Chinese influenced. However, a few traits of the city's Russian past still remains, like a few Russian styled buildings, the famous red Russian sausages, and its famous annual ice carving festival.
As a nice little weekend getaway, I traveled with a group of friends from Beijing to Haerbin to go meet up with the grandaddy of all POSes and go see the ice festival. After a night of debauchery on the overnight train, which involved many bottles of beer, cards, and songs, we woke up to the blistering cold city of Haerbin.
We walked around the town for a bit, and then discovered our little Haerbin jewel: Russian Coffee & Tea. It's a great little cozy joint that serves good Russian food...and vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
One thing I learned this weekend is that Vodka is NOT your friend. Never. Although it does go down pretty smoothly with pickles, but not really the point. Anyway, Vodka will never be your friend.
Along the same line, we did give fabulous business to the Russian cafe - 3 visits in 24 hours. The funny thing was, they were actually out of vodka by our 3rd visit. Scary.
Between eating and drinking, we did make it to the actual ice festival. I'm glad to say the festival surprised us all. We were all very impressed at how great everything looked and how beautiful it was. Huge castles, churches, and buildings were made out of blocks of ice. The highlight of the festival was an ice toboggan run that ran from the steps of the castle onto a pile of snow below. Great fun.
The next day, the whole group went to the tiger park. They about 100 Siberian tigers, lions, and ligers there. While there, Simon fulfilled his life long dream of watching a tiger kill a goat (we bought the goat). Another highlight was when some other people bought a live chicken to feed the tigers. The chicken was so scared that it laid an egg just as the tiger grabbed it. I hate to sound very cruel, but I think the more warped thing was that despite the cruelty of the acts, everyone enjoyed it. And you have to admit the chicken laying an egg was pretty funny...

5 Comments:
the grandaddy of all POSes????
hhaaha, i so beg to differ. vodka is always your friend!
Sheila,
I think on the occasion you mentioned the rest of us had no problem with the vodka. This leads me to say that the problem is not with the vodka, it's with you... How ungrateful!
While you were complaining about a sore stomach and sausage smelling hair, the rest of us went straight to the hair of the dog that bit us!
Keep it real
Simon
I think we've satisfactorily resolved the "stamina issue." You have no more credibility to talk. I will not disclose all details to protect your "image"... but make no mistake that I will not hestiate to use them if you provoke my anger.
And Simon is right, vodka saved your life you ungrateful POS. The rest of us were quite happy and healthy, even as we did vodka shots for breakfast.
Next time we'll feed you to the tigers, or ligers, or male lions, whatever. :)
dude
i thought it was a sheep. Don't tell me you Americans can't tell the difference between a sheep and a goat after bagging the vagueness of Aussies!
love mishie
It really was a goat. It was slim, with horns, and straight hair. It's everyone else who couldn't tell the difference between a sheep and a goat.
And come on, Simon still called tigers "lions" up until very recently. There goes Aussie credibility. ;-)
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