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Topic of the day: Aussie quotable quotes

Because I've been hanging out with a lot of Aussies recently (is it a blessing or a curse? Still trying to decide on that. ;-) ). One thing that I've picked up while hanging out with them is that even though all of them are great people and most of them are very smart, they are also capable of saying some really dumb things sometimes. So as an ode and to commemorate all the Aussies I know, below will be a list of recent memorable Aussie quotes. If you have any more to contribute or if you know I'm forgetting any, feel free and leave a comment!! :-) So without further adieu:

While trying to find each other
Habib: I'm facing a traditional looking Chinese building about three stories tall. I can also see the island that's in the middle of the lake.

Along the same lines
Simon: I'm on a road and I just turned onto another road. Where am I?

While everyone was dying of dehydration
Simon: When I'm thirsty, I drink beer.

When talking about the Tongan Embassy party
Habib: Is Tong An a place in China?

Nick: What's a nomad?

Simon: How do bricks float?

And my favorite...
Nick: Is a lion a male tiger?